I'm SURE you'd all like to know what they're going to do that is so terrible that I'm closing my site. Well then read this little press release by Takeuchi and lament over what will no longer be, and the empty-headed actresses comments in their diaries:
"Hello everyone, this is your Princess speaking! I'm very excited to finally unveil the next plotline for Sailor Moon! I'm so glad the new series is doing so well.
First, you will notice that it's going to be much different than before. The new plot will start off with a mysterious girl named Chibi Usa arriving in Tokyo, chased by some more strange people...only they're using gigantic droids to attack the city, ripping it to shreds in order to find the mysterious child. Poor Usagi would probably be willing to give her up though, especially when Chibi Usa sets her eyes on Mamo-chan! But how will the Guardians face up against such a terrifying gigantic menace? Their powers alone won't stop them...enter their new ally, the mighty Kamekichi! Yes, Motoki's beloved pet is in fact the guardian of the Moon Kingdom's ancient battle technology - the Moon Mechas. Each one reacts only to it's appointed guardian. And when Kamekichi reveals himself, he also shows that the kareoke club doubles as the gigantic holding chamber for the sleeping mechas. Motoki thus must be in charge of launching the giant robots into battle whenever evil strikes!
Now, the Sailor Guardians must learn to pilot these machines of battle to destroy the new threat to their world...and find out why Chibi Usa has come! She seems to be able to use Sailor Moon's mecha...how strange!
I'm so excited, and I hope you all are too! Enjoy the new series, and keep supporting Sailor Moon! I'm hoping to draw a brand new manga featuring the Moon Mechas."
Comments from the diaries...they seem a bit too excited to talk about their usual routines.
Sailor Moon:
Wow, my very own robot. I heard it's going to look just a like a kitty.
Sailor Mercury:
It's like a dream come true - I always loved shows like Dairanger, and now I even get my own! I know it won't be a dinosaur, but I'll be excited to find out what mine is.
Sailor Mars:
Mine's going to be a bird. Whoosh. Heh heh, just kidding. Too bad I can't fly a real bird mecha *sniff*
Sailor Jupiter:
You know what I'm going to get? Nothing. You know why?!
BECAUSE REBO WROTE ANOTHER FREAKING APRIL FOOL'S JOKE, THAT'S WHY!
Ah, I enjoy a good joke. Hope I didn't scare you all too much with it^_^ The normal index page will return tomorrow, but I couldn't help but incorporate my yearly pranking onto SMULC!